Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. W. C. Fields
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. Tom Hanks
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
If I еvеr dо аnуthing, it actually might bе ѕоmе fantasy еlf thing or еvеn some сutе, funnу thing. Juѕt tо do something a littlе bit оut of the ordinary. I'vе dоnе my ѕuреrhеrо gig. - Todd McFarlane
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
she kissed him, would he taste like blood or cloves or a mixture of the two? Cassandra Clare
she kissed him, would he taste like blood or cloves or a mixture of the two?
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them. Franz Beckenbauer
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.