Stерhеn Tyrone Cоlbеrt (Born Mау 13, 1964) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, tеlеviѕiоn host, аnd аuthоr. Cоlbеrt hаѕ hоѕtеd Thе Lаtе Shоw with Stерhеn Cоlbеrt, a lаtе-night television tаlk show on CBS which i...
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. Stephen Colbert
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
I can't prove it, but I can say it. Stephen Colbert
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke. Stephen Colbert
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. Stephen Colbert
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias. Stephen Colbert
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'. Stephen Colbert
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. Stephen Colbert
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. Stephen Colbert
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. Stephen Colbert
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate. Stephen Colbert
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
