Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do. Larry David
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. Larry David
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. Larry David
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.