Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. Larry David
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
I'm a walking, talking enigma. Larry David
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy. Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.