I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

Larry David

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

Larry David

I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.

Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Larry David

I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

Larry David

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Larry David

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

Larry David

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Larry David

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.

Larry David

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

Larry David

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Larry David