Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
I'm a walking, talking enigma. Larry David
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. Larry David
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. Larry David
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
