Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. Larry David
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! Larry David
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
