Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk. Larry David
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David
People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy. Larry David
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
