Lawrence Gene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and...
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
I'm a walking, talking enigma. Larry David
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David
I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. Larry David
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.