Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted f...
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. Joan Rivers
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me. Joan Rivers
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward. Joan Rivers
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party. Joan Rivers
I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'. Joan Rivers
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.
I will work as hard as I do because I love it. Joan Rivers
I will work as hard as I do because I love it.
I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater. Joan Rivers
I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.
My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes. Joan Rivers
My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes.
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up. Joan Rivers
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. Joan Rivers
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.
