Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted f...
I will work as hard as I do because I love it. Joan Rivers
I will work as hard as I do because I love it.
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. Joan Rivers
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. Joan Rivers
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up. Joan Rivers
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'. Joan Rivers
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you. Joan Rivers
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me. Joan Rivers
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect. Joan Rivers
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.