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Henny Youngman's 10,000 One -Liners

Henny Youngman's 10,000 One -Liners

By Henny Youngman
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Book overview

The greatest collection ever of One-Liners, Wisecracks, Insults, Introductions and just plain superb comedy from the king of one-liners, Henny Youngman. Ten thousand jokes organized by subject!

Henny Youngman's 10,000 One -Liners quotes

  • 1.If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

    Henny Youngman
  • 2.I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

    Henny Youngman
  • 3.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

    Henny Youngman
  • 4.When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

    Henny Youngman
  • 5.You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

    Henny Youngman

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