Change your plate. Change your fate. Kris Carr
Change your plate. Change your fate.
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start Jack Handey
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start
Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future. Lil Wayne
Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future.
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. Hunter S. Thompson
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. Ken Kesey
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Mr. Van Buren, your friends may be leaving you but my friends never leave me. Andrew Jackson
Mr. Van Buren, your friends may be leaving you but my friends never leave me.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone! Jack Handey
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!
Whatever your path is, that's your path. Ray Lewis
Whatever your path is, that's your path.
Anytime you try to be a loving person, you're doing your part to save the world. Marianne Williamson
Anytime you try to be a loving person, you're doing your part to save the world.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors. Ludwig van Beethoven
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you. Joan Rivers
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
