Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted f...
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect. Joan Rivers
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. Joan Rivers
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit. Joan Rivers
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit.
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. Joan Rivers
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. Joan Rivers
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater. Joan Rivers
I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well. Joan Rivers
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it. Joan Rivers
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
