Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted f...
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. Joan Rivers
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. Joan Rivers
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. Joan Rivers
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well. Joan Rivers
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect. Joan Rivers
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit. Joan Rivers
I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit.
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends. Joan Rivers
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck. Joan Rivers
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck.
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you. Joan Rivers
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it. Joan Rivers
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
