You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. Shel Silverstein
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat. Will Ferrell
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.
Thеrе it iѕ. Yоu’rе caught. Robert Durst
Thеrе it iѕ. Yоu’rе caught.
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say, "We've always done it that way," my ghost will appear and haunt you for twenty-four hours. Grace Hopper
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say, "We've always done it that way," my ghost will appear and haunt you for twenty-four hours.
When you have a few cake formulas and filling ideas in your repertoire, you will find that it's pretty much an assembly job - you can mix and match a different way every time. Julia Child
When you have a few cake formulas and filling ideas in your repertoire, you will find that it's pretty much an assembly job - you can mix and match a different way every time.
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. George Washington Carver
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
You can throw a novel into focus with one overheard line. Joan Didion
You can throw a novel into focus with one overheard line.
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. Jon Stewart
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.' Gary Busey
You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'
“I want you to know how sorry I am for pushing you away when I had only meant to bring you closer.” Lang Leav
“I want you to know how sorry I am for pushing you away when I had only meant to bring you closer.”
You want to keep the defense guessing. Kyrie Irving
You want to keep the defense guessing.
But you know, as a kid I would have thought of a vegetarian as a wimp. Paul McCartney
But you know, as a kid I would have thought of a vegetarian as a wimp.