You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about. Katt Williams
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
I’ve never wanted more, until I met you. E. L. James
I’ve never wanted more, until I met you.
“You said my sadness was like the sun, beautiful from a distance but it hurt you too much to come closer.” Lang Leav
“You said my sadness was like the sun, beautiful from a distance but it hurt you too much to come closer.”
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry. Katt Williams
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. Eleanor Roosevelt
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.
Keeping a watchful on the speedometer to see that you do not exceed the speed limit and provoke the wrath of the bicycle policeman or the covetous constable. Harriet Quimby
Keeping a watchful on the speedometer to see that you do not exceed the speed limit and provoke the wrath of the bicycle policeman or the covetous constable.
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. Will Ferrell
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
“You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.” Gary Busey
“You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.”
You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.' Gary Busey
You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'
You have to be honest about who you are. Ray Lewis
You have to be honest about who you are.
You deserve love and you'll get it. Amy Poehler
You deserve love and you'll get it.