I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. Louis C.K.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung. Creed Bratton
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
I could easily have decided that life was cruel, that being black meant everything was stacked against me. Ben Carson
I could easily have decided that life was cruel, that being black meant everything was stacked against me.
"The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!" Jack Handey
"The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!"
The president of the branch in Atlanta was a pastor of a church, the Reverend Sam Williams, a wonderful guy. He was middle-class and fairly militant for the time and place. Julian Bond
The president of the branch in Atlanta was a pastor of a church, the Reverend Sam Williams, a wonderful guy. He was middle-class and fairly militant for the time and place.
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. Amy Schumer
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. Mitch Hedberg
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
My toughest fight was with my first wife. Muhammad Ali
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel. Mel Brooks
I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
What we achieved was a nuclear pause, not a nuclear halt. James Mattis
What we achieved was a nuclear pause, not a nuclear halt.
New York was no mere city. It was instead an infinitely romantic notion, the mysterious nexus of all love and money and power, the shining and perishable dream itself. Joan Didion
New York was no mere city. It was instead an infinitely romantic notion, the mysterious nexus of all love and money and power, the shining and perishable dream itself.
