All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. E. B. White
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses He describes them as job gains. Karl Rove
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses He describes them as job gains.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C.K.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. Louis C.K.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.
The holidays are only holy if we make them so. Marianne Williamson
The holidays are only holy if we make them so.
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. Albert Einstein
Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. Charles Bukowski
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.