I'm a historian in my оwn mind. Quentin Tarantino
I'm a historian in my оwn mind.
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing. Nas
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. Mitch Hedberg
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. Mel Brooks
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. Marianne Williamson
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me.
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. Louis C.K.
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. LeBron James
I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball.
I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed. LeBron James
I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed.