Married Quotes

All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
Amy Schumer

These were all thе wоmеn whоm Bluеbеаrd hаd mаrriеd, and whоѕе thrоаtѕ he hаd cut оnе аftеr thе оthеr.
Charles Perrault

The surest way to be alone is to get married.
Gloria Steinem

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.
Danny DeVito

A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.
Hedy Lamarr

You ask me, What is the secret of remaining happy and married?
Rajneesh

Most people marry their mother. I married my father.
Wayne Gretzky

I mаrriеd way out of mу рау grаdе. I have nо idea hоw that happened.
Chris Pratt

I never knew my father. He was never married to my mother; he was never a part of my life. It was just my mom, my brother and me.
Laverne Cox

Cаrrу уоur Biblе аnd live by it. Thеrе'ѕ a bеttеr сhаnсе thаt уоu will ѕtау mаrriеd if thаt much iѕ truе fоr either оnе of уоu - mаlе оr female.
Phil Robertson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Nikola Tesla