A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

Danny DeVito

When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when you do, you have to front your position.

Danny DeVito

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Danny DeVito

The choices we make dictate the life we lead.

Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

Danny DeVito

America's racist, so what do you expect.

Danny DeVito

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a lot, and that's what I like to do.

Danny DeVito

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

Danny DeVito

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

Danny DeVito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road...

Danny DeVito

It's unfortunate that the entire country is a racist country.We're living in a country that discriminates, and has certain racist tendencies.

Danny DeVito

I am self-centred. I just adore myself.

Danny DeVito