A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Danny DeVito

The choices we make dictate the life we lead.

Danny DeVito

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

Danny DeVito

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

Danny DeVito

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

Danny DeVito

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

Danny DeVito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road...

Danny DeVito

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

Danny DeVito

I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.

Danny DeVito

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

Danny DeVito

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

Danny DeVito