A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Danny DeVito

The choices we make dictate the life we lead.

Danny DeVito

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

Danny DeVito

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances when you're not safe when you're not in the middle of the road...

Danny DeVito

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

Danny DeVito

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

Danny DeVito

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

Danny DeVito

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

Danny DeVito

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

Danny DeVito

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

Danny DeVito

I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.

Danny DeVito