A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. Steven Wright
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
War does not decide who is right but who is left. George Bernard Shaw
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. Charles Dickens
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. Mark Twain
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. Anthony Jeselnik
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. Paul McCartney
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
So many books, so little time. ― Frank Zappa
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
