It was a joke, it just wasn’t very good Eric Schmidt
It was a joke, it just wasn’t very good
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. John Krasinski
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them. Franz Beckenbauer
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a Amy Poehler
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. Will Ferrell
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. ― Earl Wilson
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. Will Ferrell
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners Cassandra Clare
I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David. Garry Shandling
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.” Warren Buffett
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.”