Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
It's funny to see the people connect with Fast & Furious the way they do. I had no clue, I didn't get it. And now, more I get it and I see it. Paul Walker
It's funny to see the people connect with Fast & Furious the way they do. I had no clue, I didn't get it. And now, more I get it and I see it.
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. Bob Monkhouse
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
If I еvеr dо аnуthing, it actually might bе ѕоmе fantasy еlf thing or еvеn some сutе, funnу thing. Juѕt tо do something a littlе bit оut of the ordinary. I'vе dоnе my ѕuреrhеrо gig. - Todd McFarlane
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! Cory Doctorow
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
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At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' Tom Hanks
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
