I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. Charlie Chaplin
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Steven Wright
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walter Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
