William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. W. C. Fields
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? W. C. Fields
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. W. C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.