Stерhеn Tyrone Cоlbеrt (Born Mау 13, 1964) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, tеlеviѕiоn host, аnd аuthоr. Cоlbеrt hаѕ hоѕtеd Thе Lаtе Shоw with Stерhеn Cоlbеrt, a lаtе-night television tаlk show on CBS which i...
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart. Stephen Colbert
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character. Stephen Colbert
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
Agnostics are just atheists without balls. Stephen Colbert
Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable. Stephen Colbert
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! Stephen Colbert
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. Stephen Colbert
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. Stephen Colbert
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does. Stephen Colbert
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some. Stephen Colbert
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. Stephen Colbert
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
