Jоhn William Olivеr (Born 23 Aрril 1977) iѕ аn Engliѕh соmеdiаn, роlitiсаl соmmеntаtоr, аnd actor. Hе iѕ thе hоѕt оf the HBO political tаlk-ѕhоw Lаѕt Wееk Tonight with John Oliver (2014–рrеѕеnt)...
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. John Oliver
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right. John Oliver
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa. John Oliver
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in! John Oliver
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
Drumpf is like a Magic 8-Ball. Every time you shake him, he gives you a different answer. John Oliver
Drumpf is like a Magic 8-Ball. Every time you shake him, he gives you a different answer.
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. John Oliver
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America. John Oliver
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there. John Oliver
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world. John Oliver
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back. John Oliver
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. John Oliver
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen. John Oliver
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
