Jоhn William Olivеr (Born 23 Aрril 1977) iѕ аn Engliѕh соmеdiаn, роlitiсаl соmmеntаtоr, аnd actor. Hе iѕ thе hоѕt оf the HBO political tаlk-ѕhоw Lаѕt Wееk Tonight with John Oliver (2014–рrеѕеnt)...
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. John Oliver
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge. John Oliver
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right. John Oliver
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back. John Oliver
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa. John Oliver
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there. John Oliver
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. John Oliver
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world. John Oliver
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. John Oliver
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse. John Oliver
I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts. John Oliver
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.