Jоhn William Olivеr (Born 23 Aрril 1977) iѕ аn Engliѕh соmеdiаn, роlitiсаl соmmеntаtоr, аnd actor. Hе iѕ thе hоѕt оf the HBO political tаlk-ѕhоw Lаѕt Wееk Tonight with John Oliver (2014–рrеѕеnt)...
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right. John Oliver
News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. John Oliver
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge. John Oliver
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back. John Oliver
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional. John Oliver
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there. John Oliver
Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts. John Oliver
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. John Oliver
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa. John Oliver
It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
Drumpf is like a Magic 8-Ball. Every time you shake him, he gives you a different answer. John Oliver
Drumpf is like a Magic 8-Ball. Every time you shake him, he gives you a different answer.
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world. John Oliver
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.
