Jоhn William Olivеr (Born 23 Aрril 1977) iѕ аn Engliѕh соmеdiаn, роlitiсаl соmmеntаtоr, аnd actor. Hе iѕ thе hоѕt оf the HBO political tаlk-ѕhоw Lаѕt Wееk Tonight with John Oliver (2014–рrеѕеnt)...
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in! John Oliver
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead. John Oliver
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing. John Oliver
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. John Oliver
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America. John Oliver
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen. John Oliver
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge. John Oliver
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back. John Oliver
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. John Oliver
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. John Oliver
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
I can't relax. I find vacations problematic. John Oliver
I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.