People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Joe Rogan

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Joe Rogan

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

Joe Rogan

Be the hero of your own story.

Joe Rogan

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

Joe Rogan

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe Rogan

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Joe Rogan

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Joe Rogan