Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, color commentator, tel...
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. Joe Rogan
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. Joe Rogan
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me. Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. Joe Rogan
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. Joe Rogan
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. Joe Rogan
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. Joe Rogan
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. Joe Rogan
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. Joe Rogan
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Joe Rogan
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.