James Christopher "Jim" Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, an...
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing Jim Gaffigan
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. Jim Gaffigan
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? Jim Gaffigan
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas. Jim Gaffigan
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.
I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. Jim Gaffigan
I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section. Jim Gaffigan
I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. Jim Gaffigan
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful. Jim Gaffigan
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. Jim Gaffigan
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.