Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. Groucho Marx
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man. Groucho Marx
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. –
