David "Dave" Chappelle (born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and produ...
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there. Dave Chappelle
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Dave Chappelle
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. Dave Chappelle
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me. Dave Chappelle
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
You got to be careful of the company you keep. Dave Chappelle
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself. Dave Chappelle
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. Dave Chappelle
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? Dave Chappelle
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. Dave Chappelle
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. Dave Chappelle
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress. Dave Chappelle
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse. Dave Chappelle
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.