David "Dave" Chappelle (born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and produ...
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. Dave Chappelle
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal. Dave Chappelle
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. Dave Chappelle
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. Dave Chappelle
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. Dave Chappelle
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there. Dave Chappelle
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. Dave Chappelle
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself. Dave Chappelle
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. Dave Chappelle
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Dave Chappelle
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
