David "Dave" Chappelle (born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and produ...
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. Dave Chappelle
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal. Dave Chappelle
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. Dave Chappelle
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching. Dave Chappelle
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. Dave Chappelle
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. Dave Chappelle
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Dave Chappelle
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. Dave Chappelle
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives. Dave Chappelle
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? Dave Chappelle
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
