David "Dave" Chappelle (born August 24, 1973) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and produ...
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal. Dave Chappelle
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. Dave Chappelle
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? Dave Chappelle
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives. Dave Chappelle
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. Dave Chappelle
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Dave Chappelle
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. Dave Chappelle
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching. Dave Chappelle
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse. Dave Chappelle
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. Dave Chappelle
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
You got to be careful of the company you keep. Dave Chappelle
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. Dave Chappelle
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. Dave Chappelle
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself. Dave Chappelle
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there. Dave Chappelle
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it Dave Chappelle
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy. Dave Chappelle
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy.
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. Dave Chappelle
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak job interview. Dave Chappelle
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak job interview.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress. Dave Chappelle
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me. Dave Chappelle
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. Dave Chappelle
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. Dave Chappelle
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
