"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast." Jack Handey
"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."
Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future. Lil Wayne
Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future.
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. Mel Brooks
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
It's talent. Either you got it or you ain't. Mel Brooks
It's talent. Either you got it or you ain't.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Don't worry about being a star, worry about doing good work, and all that will come to you. Ice Cube
Don't worry about being a star, worry about doing good work, and all that will come to you.
Who Are You? What do you want? Where Are You Going? Who do you serve and who do you trust? Galen
Who Are You? What do you want? Where Are You Going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?
You can be happy where you are. Joel Osteen
You can be happy where you are.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. Joseph Campbell
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it. Mel Brooks
You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.