I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that. Amy Schumer
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. C. S. Lewis
You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me.
You caused this. Mother is dead from having too many children. Margaret Sanger
You caused this. Mother is dead from having too many children.
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. Jon Stewart
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
You don't have a soul; you are your own soul. In other words, you are not this book, your social security card, your body, or your mind. You are you. L. Ron Hubbard
You don't have a soul; you are your own soul. In other words, you are not this book, your social security card, your body, or your mind. You are you.
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat. Will Ferrell
When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. Gabby Douglas
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much.
Hоw muсh dо I owe уоu? Chevy Chase
Hоw muсh dо I owe уоu?
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. Maya Angelou
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
If you don't livе it, you don't bеliеvе it. Paul Harvey
If you don't livе it, you don't bеliеvе it.
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. George Washington Carver
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right. Jules Renard
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.