My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The holidays are only holy if we make them so. Marianne Williamson
The holidays are only holy if we make them so.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. Louis C.K.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C.K.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them. Kim Kardashian
I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them.
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses He describes them as job gains. Karl Rove
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses He describes them as job gains.
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become.
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end. Immanuel Kant
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. Ian Fleming
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
If you can't convince them, confuse them.