Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault. Dan Howell
Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
You are terrifying and strange and beautiful, someone not everyone knows how to love. Warsan Shire
You are terrifying and strange and beautiful, someone not everyone knows how to love.
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. Joe Rogan
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else. Stephanie Klein
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. J. D. Salinger
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. Bill Murray
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. E. B. White
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
If we were magically shrunk and put into someone's brain while she was thinking, we would see all the pumps, pistons, gears and levers working away and we would be able to describe the workings completely. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
If we were magically shrunk and put into someone's brain while she was thinking, we would see all the pumps, pistons, gears and levers working away and we would be able to describe the workings completely.
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. Jim Gaffigan
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.
Every one of us is related to someone who lived in Ethiopia hundreds of thousands of years ago. It is the Garden of Eden. Brian Cox
Every one of us is related to someone who lived in Ethiopia hundreds of thousands of years ago. It is the Garden of Eden.