I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
For us there is no ignorabimus, and in my opinion none at all in natural science. Rather than this foolish ignorabimus our slogan shall be: Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen! David Hilbert
For us there is no ignorabimus, and in my opinion none at all in natural science. Rather than this foolish ignorabimus our slogan shall be: Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen!
I received my parents’ permission and went into the Navy on June 3, 1941. C. V. Raman
I received my parents’ permission and went into the Navy on June 3, 1941.
My father was a very good Boy Scout. He was very skilled with knots, and he showed me how to tie a bow tie. Bill Nye
My father was a very good Boy Scout. He was very skilled with knots, and he showed me how to tie a bow tie.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own. H. G. Wells
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things. Gunter Grass
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon Ramsay
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.
In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be. Gloria Steinem
In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.