...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. Jeremy Clarkson
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. Jim Gaffigan
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience. Jim Gaffigan
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out. Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out.
Truth crushed to earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again. Jefferson Davis
Truth crushed to earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.
I like some animals more than some people, some people more than some animals. Jane Goodall
I like some animals more than some people, some people more than some animals.
Farming as we do it is hunting, and in the sea we act like barbarians. Jacques Cousteau
Farming as we do it is hunting, and in the sea we act like barbarians.
Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead. Jackie Chan
Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.
Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret. Hermann Hesse
Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret.