Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. Jeremy Clarkson
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence. Jeremy Clarkson
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. Jeremy Clarkson
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake Jeremy Clarkson
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. Jeremy Clarkson
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time.
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! Jeremy Clarkson
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
