Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence. Jeremy Clarkson
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake Jeremy Clarkson
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. Jeremy Clarkson
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time.
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! Jeremy Clarkson
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. Jeremy Clarkson
I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.