Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence. Jeremy Clarkson
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. Jeremy Clarkson
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake Jeremy Clarkson
We are going to have to stop penalising people for making that most human of gestures- mistake
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. Jeremy Clarkson
I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time.
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. Jeremy Clarkson
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
