Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born 11 April 1960) is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who...
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die! Jeremy Clarkson
If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig. Jeremy Clarkson
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. Jeremy Clarkson
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. Jeremy Clarkson
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence. Jeremy Clarkson
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! Jeremy Clarkson
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. Jeremy Clarkson
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. Jeremy Clarkson
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.