We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. Jeremy Clarkson
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
I planned on being an English teacher, but I don't know where that went. John Krasinski
I planned on being an English teacher, but I don't know where that went.
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing Jim Gaffigan
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. Jim Gaffigan
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
But, you know, you can't be a star at home. Jim Carrey
But, you know, you can't be a star at home.
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. Jim Carrey
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music. Jim Carrey
You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out. Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out.
Tradition usually rests upon something which men did know; history is often the manufacture of the mere liar. Jefferson Davis
Tradition usually rests upon something which men did know; history is often the manufacture of the mere liar.
It's been painful to see the people that you love be attacked when you know it's not fair or true. Jeb Bush
It's been painful to see the people that you love be attacked when you know it's not fair or true.