When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it. Sarah Palin
When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.
It is only because he became like us that we can become like him. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
It is only because he became like us that we can become like him.
My days shouldn't be hard because I'm doing what I'm doing and that's playing basketball. Derrick Rose
My days shouldn't be hard because I'm doing what I'm doing and that's playing basketball.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. Demetri Martin
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
If I have accomplished anything in life it is because I have been willing to work hard. Madam C. J. Walker
If I have accomplished anything in life it is because I have been willing to work hard.
I hаd to learn tо live without you and I couldn't make sense оf it, bесаuѕе I lеft ѕо much of me inѕidе оf you.
I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does. Grace Kelly
I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
We are who we are because somebody loved us. Cornel West
We are who we are because somebody loved us.
Keep looking below surface appearances. Don't shrink from doing so just because you might not like what you find Colin Powell
Keep looking below surface appearances. Don't shrink from doing so just because you might not like what you find
When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God CM Punk
When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God
Never ever accept 'Because You Are A Woman' as a reason for doing or not doing anything. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Never ever accept 'Because You Are A Woman' as a reason for doing or not doing anything.