To win this war, we need a commander in chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.

Sarah Palin

Buck up or stay in the truck.

Sarah Palin

When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.

Sarah Palin

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.

Sarah Palin

Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge, and children with special needs inspire a very, very special love.

Sarah Palin

I can see November from my house.

Sarah Palin

The first thing politicians ask after these tragedies is essentially: “What can we do to limit the freedom of the people?

Sarah Palin

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Sarah Palin

How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

Sarah Palin

Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

Sarah Palin

They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.

Sarah Palin

We eat, therefore we hunt.

Sarah Palin