A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different. Cory Doctorow
Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.
So many books, so little time. ― Frank Zappa
War does not decide who is right but who is left. George Bernard Shaw
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.” Henry Ward Beecher
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.”
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Artificial intellegance is no match for natural stupidity. Albert Einstein
Artificial intellegance is no match for natural stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. Yogi Berra
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. Nora Dunn