I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
The sun is gone, but I have a light. Kurt Cobain
The sun is gone, but I have a light.
When you have that respect from your teammates. LeBron James
When you have that respect from your teammates.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
I do have motivation. A lot of motivation. LeBron James
I do have motivation. A lot of motivation.
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. Marianne Williamson
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me.
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. Edith Wharton
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
For more than three thousand years men have quarreled concerning the formulas of their faith. Felix Adler
For more than three thousand years men have quarreled concerning the formulas of their faith.
I didn't have children, but I never wanted children. Iris Apfel
I didn't have children, but I never wanted children.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
I have to do things for myself, and if those standards are set high, then it's up to me to pass or fail. Henry Rollins
I have to do things for myself, and if those standards are set high, then it's up to me to pass or fail.