Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. Steve Martin
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
If we can get people excited about animals, then by crikey, it makes it a heck of a lot easier to save them. Steve Irwin
If we can get people excited about animals, then by crikey, it makes it a heck of a lot easier to save them.
If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love. Steve Irwin
If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'. Stephen Colbert
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
I want to touch people's lives with my music and my lyrics. Romeo Santos
I want to touch people's lives with my music and my lyrics.
I guess, you make a big studio film, you spend a lot of money on it and you hope people go see it. It's really risky. John Slattery
I guess, you make a big studio film, you spend a lot of money on it and you hope people go see it. It's really risky.
I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way. John Slattery
I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.
The people of this world must unite or they will perish. J. Robert Oppenheimer
The people of this world must unite or they will perish.