Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ― Oliver Herford
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Never steal. The government hates competition.
The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Dan Quisenberry
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. James Patterson
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Rick Riordan
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. Arnold Palmer
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
