If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours. Bob Monkhouse
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. Arnold Palmer
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
Teasing's part of the fun that comes before kissing
If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. James Patterson
If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. James Patterson
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking. Rick Riordan
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.