Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. Lewis Carroll
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.” Warren Buffett
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.”
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.” Warren Buffett
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”
Don’t judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album.
I did not know that Ramos would prefer to send his ball up to the heavens. Manuel Neuer
I did not know that Ramos would prefer to send his ball up to the heavens.
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! Cory Doctorow
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them. Franz Beckenbauer
You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.