Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. James Patterson
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. Nora Dunn
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name Steven Wright
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
I did not know that Ramos would prefer to send his ball up to the heavens. Manuel Neuer
I did not know that Ramos would prefer to send his ball up to the heavens.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. Arnold Palmer
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” Funny
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Rick Riordan
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.